putoshop:

a child

putoshop:

a child

thesunmaid:

my chem teacher made a pun today and i took it too far

thesunmaid:

my chem teacher made a pun today and i took it too far

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

everyonelovesrobots:

hs-ramblings:

Can we talk about this for a second?
This is probably one of the saddest moments in Homestuck for me; it didn’t hit me immediately, but when they re-appeared on Vriska’s ship

they played dress-up

and they never seperated from each other

even when they left Vriska’s party

and let’s not forget

and I started thinking.
These two were happier in the same body, weren’t they? They synergised, unlike Eridan and Sollux; they, or rather she, was happy.
And then she exploded.
They were happy for the first time since they started playing, and it was taken away from them.
That’s why they won’t leave the other’s side. They don’t want to forget. They want to go back to their shared body. They want to be happy together.
And now they can’t.
And I think that’s really sad.

why would you do that to my heart?

everyonelovesrobots:

hs-ramblings:

Can we talk about this for a second?

This is probably one of the saddest moments in Homestuck for me; it didn’t hit me immediately, but when they re-appeared on Vriska’s ship

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they played dress-up

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and they never seperated from each other

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even when they left Vriska’s party

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and let’s not forget

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and I started thinking.

These two were happier in the same body, weren’t they? They synergised, unlike Eridan and Sollux; they, or rather she, was happy.

And then she exploded.

They were happy for the first time since they started playing, and it was taken away from them.

That’s why they won’t leave the other’s side. They don’t want to forget. They want to go back to their shared body. They want to be happy together.

And now they can’t.

And I think that’s really sad.

why would you do that to my heart?

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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ket3:

illustration commiss for a fic by rikudera.

ket3:

illustration commiss for a fic by rikudera.

songofsunset:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

mehyewll:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

twofacedjanus:

spicyshimmy:

how big of a problem is butt dialing in starfleet given how often commanding offers sit their asses right on top of consoles though

butt photon torpedoing

It’s the future, they’ve fixed that problem by now.

spyroflame0487:

I have discovered that Jimmy Neutron’s hair fits almost perfectly onto Donkey Kong’s head.

spyroflame0487:

I have discovered that Jimmy Neutron’s hair fits almost perfectly onto Donkey Kong’s head.